Thursday, June 30, 2011

I need food and can't wait to make the first video message

How dare I neglect my own creation? All for some paper I can't even write! I have never ever ever never, had this problem before. I usually manage to knock it out last minute, but I can't think of anything. I had a paragraph but I tool a step backwards and deleted it last night. I seriously am drawing blanks on this one...

It is religiosophy no - in it btw! The professor said she liked my neologism! Maybe I can make it a real word like dork by Dr Suess.... I am so tired and hungry there are 5 empty fruit snack packs in front of me, everyone looked at me as if I'm a turd! I'm not in our normal library spot... I'm wondering the implications of using someone in this and them seeing and knowing it...

So funniest thing ever fedora dude was wearing a shirt today that said big guys rule. I'm a little jealous, can't deny it... He has bigger boobies than we do :( not fair! Today was the day we had visiting Chinese students sit in our class too, so now they're going to believe the Canadians who say us Americans can't have bacon anymore cuz we're too fat and they're (the gov't?) trying to slim us down! Lol they think our food pyramid is just McDonalds, fried food, beer and doughnuts....

Sunday, June 26, 2011

It's JJ Birthday

Today is JJ's birthday I would now like to make a list of all my favorite things I love about JJ

1. Your yellowness
2. Your craziness
3. Your spontaneousness (yes I spelt without having to use spell check)
4. How you use the phrase "I have to make my couch"
5. How you take pictures of all the strange people and fashion selections that you see walking around campus or elsewhere.  You now have me hooked and I do it too.
6. your facebook album title "things that amuse me"
7.  I love that some of your favorite movies are pixar
8.  I love that your dog has the same name of the hottest guy in our class
9.  GHOSTS.  Need I write more?
10.  How you refer to your hair as "feathered"
11. That you got feathers in your hair, but you proceed to make fun of the boy that wears the fedora hat with the feathers in it.  --- that's called an oxymoron
12. It's summer time and you're tantastic
13.  That you are a descendant of the great Cherokee Blue Buck
14.  That you just wrote a paper about religion and philosophy entitled "religi-osophy"
15.  That you have an awesome vocabulary where you make-up your own words such as tantastic and relgi-osophy and we now know how to correctly use the word stupider.
16.  "If laughter is the best medicine then we should never be sick"
17.  That your car talks to you when someone call you on a cell phone
18.  That you put on 4 bras and pretended to be JWOWW for a business presentation
19. How you always waited until the last minute to write think pieces.  Seriously you're like I need to write a think piece, but you never started writing it until like 5 minutes after the class started.
20.  That wherever we go we are those obnoxious people in the UC/Library/Starbucks
21. That one memory where we were driving and we saw that woman driving in the median in the road.
22.  You're addicted to Words with Friends
23.  That you went to the gym and "saw a women with 3 boobs"
24. That you sat by me the first day of class. Little did we know when she said that we were going to be sisters, that we would actually become sisters.   I honestly play with the idea in my head what if you never sat there to begin with, I mean there are worse people that I could have ended up sitting by.   My life would have been very boring.
 lovers you very much
Happy Birthday

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Cupcakes Get Rotten

Ray Ray!!!!! I wish you were here so we could be crazy orange again! I feel blue not yellow, stupid rotten cupcakes. They make you so happy with their sugary sweetness icing then you bite into a can of worms! Can you buy me a new cupcake?? I want to go shopping but the fitting rooms make me gain 10 lbs :(

Being in the library especially with Starbucks, makes me missers you more! So...I went to the lake Tuesday... Made the mistake of letting my nephew (the middle one) Justin drive, he flung me and Josh (the youngest nephew) of when he made a sharp turn, little jerk stayed on! I however went across the lake like a skipping stone! Josh sustained some minor injuries, was crying, I almost lost my bikini bottoms...so not cool and Justin just laughed his but off the little punk! My neck still hurts and I have a huge bruise on my hand!

I know this seems more like a personal email than a blog, but this is what we do! Omg I saw a female, not quite woman, nor girl, nor lady...I swear her stomach looked like a pancake over her bikini bottoms. Like she could definitely lift it and flap it around, so gross! Her name is now flap jack if I ever see her again!

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Re: The Best Part About Friends

I would like to remind Rachel that I did not give her the chance because I hung up the call before Google could tell her how to take screen shots on a Mac!

I would also like to remind her that she is very critical of herself and I think she looks amazing especially with her wild and crazy hair. Her hair and her pink zip up sweater jacket thingy are her sig! Also that anywhere she spends the night she will have her sig zebra blanket. That is the best part about friends!

And you can't get rid of them because black mail is expensive!

From our adventures in Hodges, the day of the microburst that could have killed us all and they made a Facebook group about it!
I luvrs you my friend who is many shades of red!!!! I can't wait for you to come back and make fun of the people (I'm not going to specify a location because that is wherever there are people to be made fun of!) with me.

The Best Part About Friends

Is not when they put unflattering pictures of you on Skype on the Intenet.  Once upon a time Jenelle's picture froze of Skype many of times, and  I joked about putting a picture up, but I had a heart and didn't.  So I will remind Jenelle of a lesson we were taught in class once:  "The Internet is forever"

xoxo
Rachel

Monday, June 20, 2011

TGFS

If it wasn't bad enough Rachel and I had been separated for decades, she is spending a summer term studying abroad and will otherwise be back home in Nashville. Thank the Geeks For Skype!!!! We can now catch each other up on all of the craziness going on in our lives.

(There was a skype pic here, but she made me remove it and I don't want her to be the first to make use of TN's new law and sue me for disturbing her! Will replace with better photo when possible...pending approval!)

Hang out with us for a second and you wouldn't believe we only just met 5 months ago. We can practically read each others minds! This blog is a great way for us to keep up with each other since she's like half way around the world. I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner, it is such a great idea.

I'm trying to think of our awesome conversations from skype but all I can seem to think about is a nap.... So maybe later in the meantime it is time for mi siesta!