What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed."

I turned my frustration into creativity earlier. Perhaps this will be on youtube soon...

Oh yeah I'm gonna be early to class
oh wait, what's this? Lot full?
worthless parking pass

going from lot to lot
screeching tires
what the flip cup? not one spot!

I was bout to lose my cool...thinkin' I can't be late!
When I saw prince charming walk onto the lot!
...and so I creep yeaahhhhh
...creepin for some parkin'
...cuz dumb dumbs be miscountin'

So I follow this prince
waitin for him to take off w/ his noble white steed
when barbie made me wince

ya gotta be kiddin me
why you honkin'?
you ain't gettin' this barbie

I did no wrong I had blinker on
you need to let go and move on
...cuz I creeped hard for this
...this one's mine
...go creep at the back of the line!

Ohhhhhhhhhh, snap!

Sid! Your Pop-Tarts are ready!

Now this is something that should've been caught on video:

I had to play operation at like 1 am, it was intense. If it was anything like the board game, I would have taken out the batteries b/c I'm pretty sure I hit the sides. I am not exactly a doctor and this house aint exactly loaded with scalpels and forceps. Needless to say this was no easy task, but I had lives to save. My PT was literally falling apart. I was so afraid of losing the PT.

Now you're wondering what in the world could I be operating on in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere and I only live with a dog. Let me tell you something, toasters like to eat pop-tarts too!! That greedy little toaster tried to steal my poptart! It was not securely nestled on the zig zag elevator of toastiness...and it almost cost poppy his life.....

I hear that amazing sound of poppy being ready, only to find him caught between the elevator of toastiness and the wall of fire. I knew time was of the essence and I had to act fast!! I went to my tool kit and grabbed 2 plastic forks to use somewhat like "The Claw" to pick it up and pry it free from impending doom. However, this did not work out so well. Apparently, it's how poppy crumbles. He started falling apart, like a lizard losing his tail to avoid being eaten. I tried so hard to maneuver everything to free him, but he kept breaking. It was heart wrenching to see the PT suffering and fallen pieces start to burn. You could smell him burning and see the smoke begin to rise, it was such a painful sight to see.

I managed to get poppy in such a position that allowed me to lower the elevator to get him back on it. it was not a simple as it may seem because I had to move him out of the way without breaking him or crushing him with the elevator. I also tried reasoning with the toaster, which consisted of me yelling at it to give me back my poptart. I also took it as a sign that perhaps I should not be eating poptarts at 1 am....

So poppy was eventually freed so naturally after the drama, I put poppy's twin, poppito, in too. While poppito didn't go through quite the extreme ordeal as did poppy, he wasn't a walk in the park either. He also got stuck between the elevator and the wall of fire. However, he was in a much better position and was fairly easily removed by my McGuyver utensils. Poppito made it out unharmed thankfully.

Naturally, after all of the drama was over and the popps were safe, I gave that toaster a spaniking! I also made sure it did not get to keep any poppy for himself. I think I showed him who's boss!

Another Dr JJ success! Booyah!