"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine."

If you don't know what that is from, please put the bran muffin and metamucil down. Immediately ask the nearest juvenile delinquent where to find this mysterious place called "Toys'R'Us", get there. Your mission upon arrival is to stay there until you find yourself doing things the midgets are doing, like riding the tricycle up and down the aisles or being the irritating brat pressing the buttons on everything so all of the dolls are screaming and you think it is funny!!!! Then rush to the Disney store (be careful not to break a hip, you may want to purchase a push toy and some milk) and stay there until you can randomly apply quotes from the movies to your life or just b/c you can!

Anywho, the original intent was a list of random thoughts I have and as usual got sidetracked by other random thoughts. I think that is fairly entertaining though. Btw if you really do eat bran muffins, and actually enjoy them w/o sugar, chocolate, ice cream.... I would recommend going trick or treating regardless of the time of year. That sounds like an awesome idea, I want to do that for Christmas. I'll dress up like an orphan or an elf and go trick or treating for anything but egg nog, that is the most heinous drink ever!

So here are some random thoughts:

- Group projects are absolutely, positively,  awful! They are nothing like real world, big people, job group projects! Regardless I believe they should come with access to:

• an open bar
• something you can beat the crap out of something like a mannequin you can draw or tape a face to would be fantastic, even better would be realistic bruising or blood, better than blood fill it with bloody mary or strawberry daiquiri. It may sound harsh but better that mannequin that that group member!
• A soundproof room where you can yell, scream, jump up and punch the air, shout a string of dirty words and just really speak your mind w/o judgement. This should probably have the mannequin in it and also not allow people to see in either...I think those reasons are pretty self-explanatory and quite obvious

- People who take surveys and think they are the best thing since sliced bread, putting birthdays like 666 or that they mate with sea horseys and are romantically involved with sebastian the crab, should get pimp slapped by the paper or computer. Like some kind of 007 stuff that can detect douchary such as that and say "Ha hahaha!!!" *pimp slap* "Looks like the joke's on you succkkkaaaaa!! Booyah!"

- C-3PO should really exist, or better yet the robot from "Meet the Robinsons"! That would be epic, bff, maid, landscaper and so much more all in one! What more can you want and it can probably be paid in sunlight if you get optional solar charging, like wall-e has!

- Who the hey sits around and thinks of all of these crazy different formats for writing papers, citing works and such? It's like really, you have nothing better to do but make other people's lives hell? Oh great thanks man, you're so not invited to anything cool you loser of life!

- OWL @ Purdue, please tell me why you are 2 years out of date so now I have to go through a PP of how to properly format something APA? "You are the weakest link! Goodbye."

- BS and BA, guess what they really mean! I'll give you a hint:  What did you immediately think of last time somebody said "This is BS!!!"? I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm going to guess it was not 'bachelor of science'....

Well guys since I have a shitzu and not a robot I have clean up after both of us instead of him cleaning up after me....

TTFN, can't wait to see you Ray Ray!!!!